Do you have a rifle in that bag? (being asked by a cop)

Excuse me, is that a balalaika?

So that's just like a big CD player to play the background music, right?

Man, I haven't seen one of those since the '60s.

Yeah, that was my idea, I just never got around to building one.

That there's one o' them Casios ain't it? Ain't they sellin' them things at WalMart for bout 80 bucks now?

Is that an electronic bagpipe?

My father used to have one of those except his wasn't the electric kind, it was acoustic.

That's German, right?