I feel your pain guys. Last month we had one swaying in front of my mike, singing along to the song, and asking me what the "F" I was playing, between verses.
. He loudly proclaimed "I don't F'in know what the "F" it is, but I'm gonna "F'in"buy me one tamarrah!". Hoo Boy. Fabulous... right over the PA.
Had a "dancer" last fall, took up the whole floor, danced very strangely, and made a spectacle of himself for 20 minutes. Distracting? Yeah, just a bit. I asked the owner to get him off the floor, and was informed that was their dishwasher. Why he was out there dancing and not washing dishes I had no idea... until we ordered food.
I don't think we'll be going back there too soon.
Frat House Rules?!?!?! Hahaha!! I love it!