Important message to the Zendrum community !
There will be a Zendrum community gathering in Atlanta at the end of the month of August. All of the Zendrumers of the world are expected to be there. All of you will be required to clear your schedules and be present for this. As you may know, Inspector 109 has implanted a chip into you Zendrum allowing us at Zendrum HQ to track all of the Zendrums made, with GPS. We know where you are !! Comander and Chief, General Rob Anderson, is in charge of special ops and is presently involved in tracking all of you and mobilizing our special force units. You can surrender peacefully and come to Atlanta for this event, or we will have to send out our special forces to temporarily take you into custody, transfer you and your Zendrum with your gear, to Atlanta for the weekend. You can see General Anderson standing on his humvee, with his Zendrum on his profile, at the ready. We need to hear from all of you.
This message was paid for by the United Community of Worldwide Zendrummers.